Sip like you mean it. Or don’t — just shut up while you do.
This ain't your grandma's mug. The white 11oz ceramic beast with a pop of colour on the inside is for the caffeine-fuelled menace who doesn’t want floral patterns or "Live, Laugh, Love" energy in the morning.
Built for brutal honesty and steaming hot bitterness, this mug holds just enough fuel to keep your mouth shut and your eyes open. Whether you’re ignoring emails, pretending to listen on Zoom, or straight-up loathing humanity — this mug’s got your back.
Specs & Features:
☕ 11oz of pure attitude
🎨 Glossy white exterior, savage colour interior
💪 Sturdy AF ceramic construction
🔥 Microwave & dishwasher safe (because effort is overrated)
🖕 Made for chaos-fueled sips and dead-eyed stares
Because sometimes, caffeine is the only thing keeping you from getting fired.
