This is your everyday weapon of choice — a no-frills 11oz ceramic mug built for coffee, chaos, and keeping unsolicited opinions at bay.
It’s sleek, solid, and holds just enough caffeine to stop you from throat-punching your to-do list. Perfect for office desk stares, kitchen counter sulking, or pretending to be a functional adult from 9 to 5.
Specs & Features:
☕ 11oz of liquid "leave me alone"
🖤 Glossy white ceramic — minimal effort, maximum impact
🔥 Microwave & dishwasher safe (unlike your patience)
🧠 Ideal for morning rituals and mild existential dread
It’s not just a mug. It’s a warning label.
Use it wisely — or don’t. Just sip it before you speak.
- Ceramic 11oz mug
- Dishwasher and microwave safe
- Product safety tests conducted by independent third party laboratories.
