For the quietly caffeinated and dangerously composed.
Sleek. Minimal. Passive-aggressive perfection. This 10oz porcelain slim mug might look refined, but don’t be fooled — it’s made for silently sipping while mentally setting fire to everything around you.
Ideal for smaller hands and sharper minds, it delivers just the right amount of fuel to start your day with a calm exterior and an internal scream. Whether you're sipping espresso, tea, or barely-sweetened bitterness, this mug whispers, “I’m holding it together... barely.”
Specs & Features:
☕ 10oz of low-volume rage and refined taste
⚪ Crisp white porcelain = polished and petty
🔥 Microwave & dishwasher safe (because you’ve got better things to do)
🖕 Slim design, heavyweight energy
Perfect for those who want their coffee hot and their tolerance cold.
