STFUJ - Stainless Steel Cafetiere 800ml

Stainless Steel French Press – 800ml (Big B*stard Edition)

When one cup won’t cut it — and neither will your tolerance.

This 800ml stainless steel French Press is the heavyweight champion of caffeine delivery. Built for the bold, the broken, and the barely-coping, it brews enough Shut the F**k Up Juice to get you through emails, meetings, or your entire family.

Crafted from tough, no-BS stainless steel with a fine mesh plunger to keep the grit out and the flavour in, this beast is made for full-bodied coffee (or tea, if you're into herbal lies).

Specs & Features:

• ☕ 800ml = 6–8 espresso cups of liquid clarity

• 🔩 Double-walled stainless steel = hot for ages, unlike your love life

• 💀 Sleek, bulletproof design (not actually bulletproof, but it gives the vibe)

• 🧼 Easy to clean, hard to live without

• 🫖 Also brews loose leaf tea, if you're in your zen villain era

For people who don’t mess around with mornings.
Brew big. Sip slow. Tell the world to try again tomorrow.