White 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Because even your water needs an attitude adjustment.
Hydration just got hostile. This sleek, white 17oz stainless steel bottle isn’t here to inspire you. It’s here to shut you up, keep your drink icy, and tell the world you’re not in the mood — all in one cold, steel-clad statement.
Double-walled and vacuum-insulated, it keeps your water cold for 24 hours, or your coffee hot for 12 — basically the same length as your tolerance for other people. Lightweight, leak-proof, and aggressively stylish, this bottle is your emotional support weapon in meetings, workouts, and family gatherings you didn’t ask for.
Specs & Features:
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💀 17oz / 500ml of pure liquid silence
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❄️ Keeps cold drinks cold for 24hrs
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🔥 Keeps hot drinks hot for 12hrs
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💧 Leak-proof screw cap = no tragic bag spills
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🖤 Minimalist design, maximum sass
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🔊 Zero motivational quotes included
- Dimensions: 255 mm (10.03″) tall and 70 mm (2.85″) diameter
- Vacuum flask with double-wall construction
- Insulation keeps the liquid hot or cold for 6 h
- Dishwasher not recommended due to vacuum seal. Hand-wash only.
